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ruffaloon ruffaloon

omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died

capitalvice

#more dramatic than romeo and juliet

Source: bonespockjim

gayspahgetti

teacher: what's the most tragic story you've ever read?
student 1: romeo and juliet
student 2: the fault in our stars
me: tokyo ghoul

Oh shit! It’s thundering. Thunder. Thunder. Thunder. ZAP ME JESUS

i need you jesus where you at come here

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railroadsoftware

me: *quietly chanting* Jesus has buttcheeks… Jesus has buttcheeks..
everyone in the church freaking out: shut up!! no he didn’t!
me: *chanting loudly now* Jesus has buttcheeks! Jesus has buttcheeks!!

Source: railroadsoftware

crueltyfreemuscle

strangersneedlove

Y'all mind if I #blackout

maa-iingan

Um..

Source: strangersneedlove jesus

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amazonpoodle

also seriously if a character isn’t white, i promise your only descriptive options aren’t food words and varying degrees of tan. it’s okay to say brown. pale brown! light brown! golden brown! medium brown! dark brown! deep brown! so many kinds of brown!

BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN

laffbending

#brown is not a bad word #you do not need euphemisms #B R O W N

Source: amazonpoodle

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the-real-eye-to-see

Just don’t

racistbeautybloggers

This always happens. When we tell them that makeup companies need to make foundations for darker skin tones they tell us to make our own. But when we do we get called racist cause they’re not included. Hypocrisy at it’s finest. They called Jackie Aina racist cause she didn’t make anything for light/pale skin. -Mod B

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princesszeldaz

Concept: Cold Topic. The opposite of Hot Topic. You walk in and you don’t immediately feel a thousand goth eyes piercing into you. The music is peaceful and subdued and not destroying your eardrums. Lots of color and pastel shades. You find a ton of cute stuff and the lack of the ow the edge attitude is kinda pleasant. The salesperson offers you complimentary cupcakes. You find yourself in a welcoming atmosphere, but it’s a little too welcoming. Another salesperson appears except they look identical to the first one. You start to feel uncomfortable so you buy your things and head for the door. Then 5 more freakishly identical salespeople appear to obstruct your escape route. They don’t let you leave